May 2013
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
My favourite games to play on Tumblr are
larrysshowersthatarebritish:
opening-a-shop:
nowealth-noruin:
serverussnape-always:
Is that John Green
Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
Sherlock fandom u ok
Can you spot the vegan
Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
Is it night bloggers or just the Australians
Hardmode:
Is it the Australian night bloggers
The new nerve wrecking
Did I or did I not...
j2justice:
thebrotherswinchester:
do you ever just stop to think about lucifer
and how he was in the pit for millennia
scheming and plotting every single tiny detail of his rise to power
thinking through everything that could possibly go wrong, and creating hundreds of backup plans for each scenario
and the one thing that he didn’t plan for
the one thing that was his downfall
was sam...
wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
creeeee:
imawanchor:
remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus
remember vampires suck?
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
far-too-many-fandoms:
kanrose:
riddle-my-hiddles:
kanrose:
the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”
he was so fucking terrified
are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god
i’m honestly starting to think that he is
...
bubblelumps:
1000notes:
comedraco:
twyll:
good posts with a long string of terrible comments
good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
ssjdebusk:
whothefuckiscas:
so apparently misha called a fan’s friend to wish her a happy birthday. that’s really sweet of him but i don’t think he realises that by doing stuff like that he’d most likely cause a stroke on the poor girl. i mean
girl: *picks up phone* hello!
misha: hi this is misha collins and i’m just calling to wish you a happy birthday
girl:
I would go into shock. I’m...
getoffmybloghoe:
when the last step of a school assignment is to have fun
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
Dhaka, Bangladesh
Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Johannesburg, South Africa
Dubai, UAE
Munich, Germany
Karlsruhe, Germany
Arnhem, The Netherlands
Florence, Italy
Brunswick, Germany
Manchester, England
New Orleans, USA
Berkshire, England
Dresden, Germany
Heiligenhafen; Germany
Aberdeen, Scotland
Vadstena, Sweden
Strongsville, USA
Sparta USA
Merrimack, New Hampshire
Ambler, Pennsylvania
Cupertino, USA
Santa Maria, USA
San Jose, USA
sluttyoliveoil:
following someone for months and liking their posts to get them to notice you and then they finally follow you
the-girl-who-overcame-time:
i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang
I wouldn’t be surprised
Woah woah woah, that means
whA T
HEADCANON ACCEPTED
Can we please not forget about this?
Wait then what if
i cannot accept this
and..
WHERE THE FUCK’S TIMMY?
baconbandersnatch:
pippa6100:
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
ispeakineloquently:
fudgeflies:
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
they-call-me-wonder-woman:
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
cas-get-into-my-ass:
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest aholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
laughingstation:
people that have trouble gaining weight
hungarian:
tumblr has desensitized me to humor like i used to laugh at a lot more things but now everything seems old & i feel like i’m 57 yrs old